https://www.lafferty.ca/2006/07/21/arr-num-num-num/ Rich Lafferty's OLD blog Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:41:47 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.9.2 https://www.lafferty.ca/2006/07/21/arr-num-num-num/comment-page-1/#comment-2594 Sat, 22 Jul 2006 00:17:56 +0000 #comment-2594 Laugh all you want but I actually bite my ATM card. I’m standing in line holding things in one hand, I dig into my pocket and pull out the stack of cards I have in there, shuffle them a bit with one hand, find my ATM card, hold it with my teeth, stuff the rest back in my pocket.

]]> https://www.lafferty.ca/2006/07/21/arr-num-num-num/comment-page-1/#comment-2593 Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:17:11 +0000 #comment-2593 What, you don’t bite your new ID card to make sure it’s really plastic?

]]> https://www.lafferty.ca/2006/07/21/arr-num-num-num/comment-page-1/#comment-2592 Fri, 21 Jul 2006 19:08:55 +0000 #comment-2592 “Do not behave as if you are living in a postapocalyptic anarchy and this ID card is your only means of procuring food and shelter.”

]]> https://www.lafferty.ca/2006/07/21/arr-num-num-num/comment-page-1/#comment-2591 Fri, 21 Jul 2006 19:02:10 +0000 #comment-2591 You’d be surprised what people chew on that’s non-food.

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