Comments on: you cannot have my swans, they are mine

By: sachmet

sachmet — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 15:44:00 +0000

Of course you are! Since you’re American, the odds were the same as a coin flip!

ptomblin_lj — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 05:33:37 +0000

Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Java developers have 7!
Michelangelo finished his great statue of Java developers in 1504, after eighteen months work!
Over 46,000 pieces of Java developers float on every square mile of ocean!
All swans in England belong to Java developers.
A Java developerometer is used to measure Java developers.
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Java developers.
The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Java developers.
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Java developers.
Java developers can live for up to a week without a head.
If you drop Java developers from the top of the Empire State Building, they will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!

ptomblin_lj — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 05:31:03 +0000

Every one of those is 100% true. I should know, I’m a Perl developer.

Rich — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 03:33:25 +0000

Tangy!

brianenigma — Sat, 14 Jan 2006 01:35:42 +0000

I’d really rather not think about the whole milking thing.

sachmet — Fri, 13 Jan 2006 23:49:50 +0000

Native Americans never actually ate Perl developers; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
Over half of Americans are officially Perl developers.
It is bad luck to walk under Perl developers.
Perl developers are the world's tallest woman.
Perl developers can last longer without water than a camel can.
Perl developers do not have toes!
Perl developers are actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
Perl developers are the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Perl developers every year!
Over 46,000 pieces of Perl developers float on every square mile of ocean!